dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
operation have a gay friend backfired
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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