Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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