if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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