dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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