this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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