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(248): View more from Michigan

just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy

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(310): View more from California

so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?

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(567): View more from Ohio

Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.

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(260): View more from Indiana

She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now

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(734): View more from Michigan

I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why

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(919): View more from North Carolina

in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..

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