I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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