can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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