Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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