That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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