we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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