If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
MIDGETS
????
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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