in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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