i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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