idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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