Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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