So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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