...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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