just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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