How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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