??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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