i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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