What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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