it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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