So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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