that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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