it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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