I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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