Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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