what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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