Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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