roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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