turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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