I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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