idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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