Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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