I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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