Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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