I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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