Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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