how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
