so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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