people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The power of my boobs compel you
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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