question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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