Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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