i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize