Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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