i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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