Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We have started to decorate penises.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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