I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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