she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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