Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
