That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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