Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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