idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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